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One Liners

There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look
for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is
that wrinkles don't hurt.

When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the
neighbor's dog that barks all the time run to the end of his
chain and gag himself.

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

A penny saved is a government oversight.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by
then your body and your fat are really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to
buy a replacement.

He who hesitates is probably right.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind
to blame.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when
he's really in trouble.

Living on earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip
around the sun.

Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you
live.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door
you're on.

Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us.

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is
free yet?

You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the
world to one person.

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Don't cry because it's over: smile because it happened.

We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are
pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are
different colors.......but they all have to learn to live in the
same box.

Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a
detour.

Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left
open.

Once over the hill, you pick up speed.

I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

If not for STRESS I'd have no energy at all.

Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

I know God won't give me more than I can handle. I just wish He
didn't trust me so much.

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old
because you stop laughing.

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

We cannot change the direction of the wind... but we can adjust
our sails.

If the shoe fits......buy it in every color

ESPN.com - NCF - Receiver, 39, to play for Gamecocks once clear

You are never too old! Yeah tell that to my body.

Seniors Rule!!

Now this is some funny stuff, are your pictures in there?

The Morning News - The Non-Expert: How to Hide a Dead Body

Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week former ambulance driver and TMN co-publisher Rosecrans Baldwin describes the right way to stash a stiff when the cops are on your tail.

Unusual gifts

Just saw some rather unusual dolls for sale, you can check them out here.

Why kids and puppies rule.

I've been thinking about why I love kids and pets so much. When I say kids, I mean kids from newborn to about the age of five. And when I say pets, I mean puppies.

Please understand that I do not have kids or pets. But I do have friends with kids and my sister has a dog that I live with. But the reason I love kids and pets so much, is that they are non-judgmental, speak or act like they feel, and bottom line is they are genuine. When a child wants something they tell you by crying, they don't pretend to like you and if they're done with you, they are done with you. They don't care whether or not your are bald, rich, tall or short, only that you are nice to them. Puppies basically act the same way. There is no other intentions but to get what they want.

Once we become "grown-ups", we need to be polite and make sure we don't offend anyone. This is all fine and dandy, but when people begin lying, playing games, etc...That's when I turn to kids and pets. They always bring me back to what we all want, HONESTY.

Hilarious

Fricken hilarious! I just got done reading the Stump Page 2 section of ESPN. Really funny stuff.

Been trying to figure out some place to go for vacation. Hawaii, Fiji, Europe, Asia, I just don't know where. If anybody has ideas let me know.

The Shins

I've been listening to The Shins non-stop recently, love both of their albums
Chutes Too Narrow
and
Oh, Inverted World. I really advise anybody who is into indie music like Modest Mouse, Postal Service, Death Cab for Cutie, Ben Lee, etc...to check them out.

The song New slang from the album Oh, Inverted World, is one my favorite songs of the last few years!

Wonderful World of Blogging

Well, I'm new to this whole blogging thing. The concept seems really cool, but I'm not sure if I'll be disciplined enough to update it regularly. But I will definitely try.

I started a food journal Monday to expedite my weight loss plan. We'll see how it goes. The rate I'm going now, I'll never reach my goal weight. But I'm not going to quit.

Wow! Can it really be that easy?

This is my first post and my first blog. Not sure what to write...